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When you go to a function that you thought was going to be boring or a waste of your time; but there ends up being great eye-candy there.
I'm not mad.

*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"
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by Bitch_named_Ashley January 26, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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