I'll show you 

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.

Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"

I'll show you by unlimitedskilz December 20, 2010

i'll show you a good time 

I'll rock your world with sex

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner

i'll show you a good time by Hajajahdgiebfk May 5, 2018

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

bend over and i'll show you by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

show me yours i'll show you mine 

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

show me yours i'll show you mine by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played 

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played by B-rizzle August 7, 2023

Bend over and I’ll show you 

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

Bend over and I’ll show you by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019