Hypological
Hypological by rainandroses May 1, 2017
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Hypological Warfare
When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps pointing out any factually inaccurate details or unrealistic scenarios using logic alone and completely disregarding the hypothetical nature of the scenario. Similar to Hypothetical Warfare.
Guy 1: Imagine, hypothetically, I had wings. How awesome would that be?
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!
Guy 2: I don't know because its physically impossible for you to gain wings.
Guy 1: I'm just saying, like, imagine I did have wings.
Guy 2: And I'm just saying that its impossible for you to have wings.
Guy 1: Stop goin' all Hypological Warfare on me!
Hypological Warfare by MartyJuck March 7, 2010
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typological error by lastplaceloser January 13, 2010
Horological socialism
When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.
Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)
Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !
Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !
Horological socialism by Archieluxury April 26, 2021
Hyperlogical
Hyperlogical by rainandroses May 1, 2017
Hypo-logical Warfare
A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.
Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.
The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.
The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
Hypo-logical Warfare by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
Hypolitical
Hypolitical by Strewlanka November 29, 2009
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