hypnotism 

The act of being hypnotized

I'm a hypnotist so I use lots of hypnotism

hypnotism by Trumpet.2015 February 15, 2015

Hypnotism

Unethical or criminal application of hypnosis upon a subject or subjects. Usually non-consensual but can start as consensual.

Note: CON SENSUAL

"You can't hypnotize someone if they don't want to be hypnotized.
Hypnotism isn't a word. You can't smoke in here."

Hypnotism by Cantbetruertryesay December 21, 2025

booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

booty hypnotism by Jedibean January 10, 2008

hypnotically beautiful 

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.

The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

hypnotically beautiful by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2017

Hypnosis Mic 

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone

Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.

Hypnosis Mic by doppo March 2, 2021

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic by fffffffffff December 24, 2007