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hypnotist 

A dance that was born from a mishap in a hypnotism session.
1)The dancer sits in a chair and places his right leg on a coffee table, then beats his head vigorously on a picture frame while venting his personal thoughts about life and singing a national anthem of his or her choice.
2)The slang name for tricking a young trick or treater into invading the man with 15 attack dog's house to find a "twix the size of godzilla" that resides in his basement.
1) I'm taking a hypnotist class at the dance academy. I brought my own picture frame and have been reviewing the French national anthem all week!

2)Have you seen billy? since i pulled that hypnotist last week i haven't seen him.
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Hypnotist 

When a man cums into a girls eyes to blind them, than he proceeds to slapping her silly.
Girl: Yesterday josh hypnotised me...

Girl: guess that makes him a hypnotist
Hypnotist by dude6546 February 27, 2009

Hypnotist Omnisynamics Sympathetic Magic Language

Hypnotist Omnisynamics Sympathetic Magic Language is a theoretical linguistic system that integrates hypnosis, universal interconnectedness, and symbolic correspondence into a unified framework of communication. It is based on the principle that language can influence perception, thought, emotion, and awareness through words, sounds, symbols, glyphs, and intentional meaning. The hypnotist aspect refers to language guiding attention and shaping interpretation through suggestion. The omnisynamics aspect describes the interconnected nature of all ideas, experiences, forces, and phenomena, where each element may influence others through relational patterns. The sympathetic magic aspect refers to symbolic correspondence, where resemblance, association, and representation create meaningful links between concepts. Within this framework, language functions as more than a means of exchanging information. It serves as a structure for organizing consciousness, expressing intention, recognizing patterns, and shaping understanding. Every word, symbol, and expression carries informational, psychological, and symbolic value. Meaning emerges through the interaction of intention, interpretation, memory, emotion, symbolism, and context, creating a multidimensional system in which communication and symbolic influence operate together.
The ritual was conducted entirely in the Hypnotist Omnisynamics Sympathetic Magic Language to strengthen the symbolic connection between intention and outcome.
Researchers of esoteric linguistics believe that the Hypnotist Omnisynamics Sympathetic Magic Language demonstrates how language can shape perception through resonance and suggestion.
By speaking a phrase in the Hypnotist Omnisynamics Sympathetic Magic Language, the practitioner sought to align personal consciousness with universal patterns of meaning.

hypnotically beautiful 

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.
The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

Hypnosis Mic 

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone
Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.
Hypnosis Mic by doppo March 2, 2021

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007
Word of the Day on June 29, 2009

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
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