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hyperslapped

When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.
Man, I smoked too much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.

Hypercane 

A theoretical tropical cyclone of massive proportions caused by extreme heating of the world's oceans.

OR

Anything extremely badass
1) Lord, please do not destroy the world in a massive hypercane

2) This guy at the bar tried to get tough, and I went all hypercane on his ass. He no longer can see, smell, or hear.
Hypercane by Anthony922 August 29, 2008

Armageddon hypercane 

A typically worse version of a hypercane, armageddon storm and armageddon hurricane. It also might be stronger than a black hole..
News: Armageddon Hypercane Annette is killing everyone on earth and theres only 999 million people left.
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As its name suggests, it is about shit. It is a long ass shit that is usually 4-10 inches wide. Of course this is not necessarily possible in the real world, it is usually drawn.
Yo bruh, someone just hyperscatted in the urinal.
hyperscat by -=GMAN=- September 27, 2019

hyperspace 

1. A higher dimension of space existing outside of normal space where points in normal space are closer together, thus enabling apparent faster than light travel to be possible. Featured in Star Wars, Babylon 5, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Stargate series, among other science fiction franchises.

2. The fan membership of starwars.com

3. The plain of existence of a caffinated person
1. "Wow, hyperspace is really queer..."

2. "I can't believe that guy paid to join Hyperspace."

3. "Look at that guy with the Dew, he must be in hyperspace."
hyperspace by Loamstripe June 13, 2007

Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.
The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.