hymnbo

an attractive but emotionally sensitive young man with mysterious and unusual delusions of past and present symbolism and an unwavering optimism for the future. they are typically shy and frequently commit spontaneous social gaffes as methods of self actualization. Hymnbos typically have strong and unwavering perspectives but a lighthearted and non offensive demeanor which often makes them seem more trustworthy or agreeable.

I never see Sarah anymore. She went completely ghost and started dating this weird Hymnbo

by klitaddict July 18, 2022

Hymnbo

A moronic religious dude.

Chad's cute.

He's total hymnbo. Won't even fuck 'cos he don't believe in sex before marriage.

by Shuaman August 22, 2020

hymnole

the biggest thot in the thottiest of e girls. if you see her on discord beware because she os constantly thirsty for that garden snake owo. in fact she is totes going for you even if she doesn't know ya.

" did you see that e-girl? " " yeah that hoe is hymnole "

by Loyal_idiot September 25, 2019

hymnorrhoids

The pain-in-the-a** soreness that you get "back there" from sitting on a hard wooden choir-seat.

I don't know how all the other church-singers can stand to rest their butts for so long on those "God-awful" lacquered-oak pew-benches without complaining --- I get a major case of hymnorrhoids inside five minutes!!

by QuacksO January 27, 2019