Hwayne 

A guy with no hairline but goes to the gym so he could cope with a bakery.

Damn bro whos that

Damn man, thats hwayne

Dayum, why he got no hairline, he bald?

Yeah, but he got a bakery

No, he got the whole industry

Hwayne by spizywithnohairline June 22, 2022

Spencer Haynes 

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Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

Spencer Haynes by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Haynes by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Haynesworth 

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.

After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.

Haynesworth by Moo-Money December 8, 2010

haynes bridge middle school 

A bitchy ass place also known as the shit hole. Many people fail due to the amount of work given. After school activities are actually fun but actually learning is not.

Do you seriously go to Haynes Bridge Middle School?

haynes bridge middle school by Hahaha you though March 20, 2017

Haynesville 

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

Haynesville by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Haynes 

Someone of immense power, unmatchable by anyone else.

"He just beat up 20 people blind-folded"!
"He's Haynes".

Haynes by Barry Butcher February 24, 2009