Haynesville 

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

Haynesville by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

waynesville 

Some trash town in Ohio. The population is about 3 people and 0 of them are black. The population consist of snitches/narks. Faggots. And hoes

They a bunch of waynesvilles. They can’t be trusted

waynesville by Waynesville schools October 30, 2017

Paynesville

A small town in Australia. Situated on the Gippsland lakes, Paynesville is the boating capital of Victoria. Unfortunately, has been ruined by stupid teenagers that break things and drug dealers that fuel the stupid teenagers.

Paynesville was such a beautiful place before *they* arrived

Paynesville by The Wisest One - number two December 15, 2010

Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.

Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."

Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010

Haysville 

A small town right outside Wichita, KS. It's High School football

team is horrible. However their forensics squad kicks ass.

Person 1: Have you heard of Haysville?

Person 2: Yes. They have the best Forensics squad ever.

Haysville by Corrupted Snail March 6, 2012

Haneyville Pop 

Take a stick, poke it in human feces, which is easily found in D6 of San Francisco, Supervisor Haney's district. Take shit on stick dip in chocolate roll in nuts.

Me and this dude just chilling in the TL, when this guy comes up trying to sell Haneyville Pops. WTF!

Haneyville Pop by Blue beets October 5, 2020

Waynesville 

Hick town in Missouri. Exists strictly to give the troops at Fort Leonard Wood a place to live. Things to do include meth, walking around Wal-Mart, and hitting on high school girls at Area 151.

"Bro, I got orders to Fort Leonard Wood."
"Damn dude, try not to knock up some townie chick in Wayensville."

"Waynesville sucks."

Waynesville by NickNH October 17, 2019