Definitions by FriendOrFlake
agricultural american
An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
agricultural american by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017
organic strange
An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.
Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder
organic strange by FriendOrFlake June 13, 2016
Whorespam
Spam messages, delivered through a social networking website or mobile app, which link to solicitations from sex workers or prostitution rings.
Jason: Yo you're on Tinder, right? How're the bitches?
Zach: Some are pretty hot, but I think lots of them are fake
Jason: Oh really?
Zach: Yeah, whorespam. They message you with a link and pricing
Jason: Damn... Pricey?
Zach: Nope. Shady cheap yo
Jason: Damn yo
Zach: Some are pretty hot, but I think lots of them are fake
Jason: Oh really?
Zach: Yeah, whorespam. They message you with a link and pricing
Jason: Damn... Pricey?
Zach: Nope. Shady cheap yo
Jason: Damn yo
Whorespam by FriendOrFlake December 22, 2014
Peel Your Cap Back
An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
Peel Your Cap Back by FriendOrFlake December 4, 2014
ex addict
A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
ex addict by FriendOrFlake December 3, 2014
Fergtivism
A trend-based, emotionally-fueled but ultimately short-lived variety of activism where people who have no connection to, and with no sincere concern for a controversial event show up and begin rioting, looting and inciting others to do the same just for the sake of getting on TV. Derived from Fergusen, MO, the flashpoint of recent social unrest in the US.
Jason: Hey, you hear about the 'hands up don't shoot' rally tonight down at the harbor?
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.
Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.
Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.
Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.
Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
Fergtivism by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
hands up don't shoot
Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
hands up don't shoot by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014