Peel Your Cap Back

An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
by FriendOrFlake December 04, 2014
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dotcom baby

Deborah and Stan met on Match.com. They kept it a secret at first, but a year later, Michael was born - the family's first dotcom baby.
by FriendOrFlake August 25, 2014
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Workhorse Drink

A simple, basic, alcoholic beverage which one drinks in between rounds of shots, or more exotic libations which may be served at a party or event.
Sam: Yo Dave, whatcha got there?
Dave: Sam Adams. It's my workhorse drink. Can't just keep doing shots of vodka like you boys.
by FriendOrFlake September 03, 2014
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Toy Job

A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability
I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.
by FriendOrFlake July 29, 2014
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hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.
Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
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agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
by FriendOrFlake April 03, 2017
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Unexpectedly Drunk

A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"
Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.
by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014
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