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justibate 

1. to have multiple small orgasms to an inanimate object
2. to be so obsessed with something that it gets hard for others to be around
tom: hey wanna go to dairy queen?
bill: nah, imma go justibate to COD4
justibate by nosouledginger June 6, 2010
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Huxtabate 

To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son
Huxtabate by FriendOrFlake November 21, 2014
Word of the Day on November 24, 2014

Justibate 

When you try to justify not going out to stay home and masterbate instead
Dude 1: I’m not going out; I think I need some me time.
Dude 2: Friends don’t let friends justibate. Grab your coat.
Justibate by NaughtyBird March 13, 2022

Juxtamatopoeia

A method used in English literature in which the writer combines "juxtaposition" (two words/things being placed near each other that contrast) and "onomatopoeia" (a word of a sound that sounds like it how it sounds in real life)
Jennifer: I said shhh but then there was a boom!
Kevin: Wow what a good example of juxtamatopoeia!
Juxtamatopoeia by mcrobogame March 11, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026