Juxtabate 

To masterbate with somebody else to such a mind blowing effect that it heavily contrasts the recipient's own skills and techniques.

Whoa, like she just totally juxtabated me last night, so much better than whatever I could do.

Juxtabate by PorkiousMaximus November 28, 2014

justibate 

1. to have multiple small orgasms to an inanimate object
2. to be so obsessed with something that it gets hard for others to be around

tom: hey wanna go to dairy queen?
bill: nah, imma go justibate to COD4

justibate by nosouledginger June 6, 2010

Huxtabate 

To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.

Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son

Huxtabate by FriendOrFlake November 21, 2014

Justibate 

When you try to justify not going out to stay home and masterbate instead

Dude 1: I’m not going out; I think I need some me time.
Dude 2: Friends don’t let friends justibate. Grab your coat.

Justibate by NaughtyBird March 13, 2022

Juxtamatopoeia

A method used in English literature in which the writer combines "juxtaposition" (two words/things being placed near each other that contrast) and "onomatopoeia" (a word of a sound that sounds like it how it sounds in real life)

Jennifer: I said shhh but then there was a boom!
Kevin: Wow what a good example of juxtamatopoeia!

Juxtamatopoeia by mcrobogame March 11, 2026