Hutchinsoned

(verb) Built up, made to feel confident with a false sense of preparation. But then 24 hours later getting royally fucked.

I spent a day with a little hottie, that night it turned out she had a dick. Talk about being hutchinsoned!

by DavePFC February 12, 2009

Hutchinson

A small prarie town home to plenty of Hutchs.

I caught syphillis when I was in Hutchinson.

by Porgey July 22, 2008

Hutchinson

Noun: someone who does the right thing despite prevailing opinion
Verb: to keep things in perspective

When they started kicking the man, he went all hutchinson and stopped them.

by darkox June 15, 2020

Hutchinson

A person who, really really likes sucking dick while playing map games.

I call my friend Hutchinson. I can hear him gargling dick when we play hoi4.

by BLABBERTONFALL November 03, 2022

cooper hutchinson

you know the classic story of the knight and the princess? The one where the knight fights the other kingdoms and dragons all on his own just to save the princess? Cooper is the princess.

Cooper Hutchinson is ok.

by Luke is gay81 January 17, 2018

Anne Hutchinson

(Verb) To be scalped by a Native American along with both of your children, to mirk.

The settlers who tried to settle in the west were brutally Anne Hutchinsoned. Anne Hutchinson is not a good way to go.

by IEnjoyOwls123 October 12, 2019

Hutchinson Rating

How many minutes into a movie it is when Matthew McConaughey takes of his shirt.

That movie Tip Toes has a 10 Hutchinson rating.

by Simon Crick August 13, 2010