Definitions by darkox

copaganda 

The stories that cops tell to explain away the wrong things they do.

Copaganda usually goes like this: the suspect was acting weird so I threw her to the ground and jumped on her then she tried to grab my gun so I shot her.

copaganda by darkox July 19, 2020

urgenda 

the list of things you do when you feel like doing them, depending on apetite and availability

Sex is usually high on my urgenda, but I just fucked your sister, so bring me a beer and come back in an hour.

urgenda by darkox July 8, 2020

nonficcionado 

Someone who prefers non-fiction; by extension anyone who hates fantasy and political rhetoric might be called a nonficcionado.

Don't you lie to me, you cheating tramp, I'm a nonficcionado.

nonficcionado by darkox July 1, 2020

meducation 

Believing you are getting smarter because you are taking more drugs than anybody you know.

Buying the 1968 edition of the Physicians' Desk Reference and reading it on the bus.

My meducation began for real when I snorted cocaine while tripping on PCP.

meducation by darkox July 1, 2020

pienapper 

Someone who steals or takes control of a pie, especially but not exclusively if they hold the pie for ransom.
Also a Hawaiian on vacation in Texas.

That pienapper said she'd only give me some pie, if I promised to clean the dishes, walk the dog, take out the garbage and watch TV with her; I laughed and said I'd pienap the pie from the refrigerator later.

pienapper by darkox June 30, 2020

McWhorter 

V. Justifying inequality with pseudo-scientific explanations
N. Someone who uses fancy language to explain away racial discrimination

He McWhortered the statistics to show that since white people are also subject to police brutality there is no racism.

McWhorter by darkox June 16, 2020

Hutchinson 

Noun: someone who does the right thing despite prevailing opinion
Verb: to keep things in perspective

When they started kicking the man, he went all hutchinson and stopped them.

Hutchinson by darkox June 15, 2020