Hurmer

A rotten aids full Homer plushie with the eyes ripped out then submerged in lemonade then covered in salad cream then ketchup then an assortment of spices he was then swaddled in tissue paper and left outside in a park for 2 hours he was then garlic coated and then given a makeover and wrapped up as a Christmas present for a sexy little chap and then ended up in a dump

Naughty hurmer

by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025

Humera

Background Ethiopian and Arab also Persian.
Unfortunately envied by all women of unaturalism.

A true natural beauty inside and out.

A spirit that glows.

Genius of mind, body and soul.

Hated by men who love men and women in general for there is no competition.
Jack of all trades.

1.Humera's ora had the men speechless and the women speechfull.
2. Her presence maid the women feel insecure and the men eager to find true love from only Humera
3. Humera can turn everything she touches to platinum gold. or shimmering diamonds.

by jealous bug February 4, 2010

Humera

A bad bitch. She is unique and doesn't care about what other people think. She is a bit eccentric and may come off too strong, scaring people away. She loves intensely. She will be happy one day. She is real. She is beautiful. She is art.

Oh, Humera, yeah she talks to walls sometimes but she is really nice.

by lavendersky March 8, 2022

Berkeley hummer

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

by Slave33 August 28, 2013

Humera

Humera means beautiful and radiant. She is a girl with the softest and the biggest heart. She is so sensitive and gets emotional over little things. She has a colorful and friendly personality. She loves everyone by heart and never intentionally hurts someone.

She loves to cuddle and she just wants to be loved dearly by someone she loves.
When it comes to her friends she can do anything for them no matter how hard it is. Her friends love her and understands her the most, they're her ultimate supports.
If you find a Humera in your life then you're super lucky and you should thank God for having her in your life.

If Humera loves you and wants you, don't waste your time and snatch her from the world before it's too late because Humera is one of a gem.

Bff- She's pure gold. I wish she never gets hurt.
Someone- Oh my god! it's Humera, the goddess. I wish she was mine.

by The sweetest soul. November 23, 2021

Hurdered

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.

I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!

by SunMkr September 25, 2011

Uncle Hummer

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

by MidniteMae September 25, 2023