Hurdered

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.

I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!

by SunMkr September 25, 2011

Nurf Hurder

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.

My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.

by Hunter12345 July 4, 2010

TURD HURDER

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.

Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.

by plumbers November 19, 2007

Hurderer the murderer

Hannibal the cannibals lesser known, slightly retarded cousin.

PUBLISHER: I hope this is better than your last book idea about Hurderer the murderer

THOMAS HARRIS: Its about a cannibal

P: Go on

by Filthier than Frank May 28, 2020

sperm hurder

A man that still has his balls. or is capable of creating sperm.

(a sperm hurder can redirect the hurd by masturbating) like a sheep hurder controls his sheep

by Brandonio August 20, 2006

nerd hurder

A person, usually a kid, that is annoying, loud, and or hilarious. Typically it is used in a joking matter.

"Hey yah nerd hurders, what are you doing?" said Anna's dad.

by AMAJLTWYL;) November 15, 2011

Hurder

To hug and kiss someone

I’m going to hurder you

by CaseONuts May 28, 2024