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Hur dur dur 

fat person:i'm fat

other person: hur dur dur
Hur dur dur by mememaster May 14, 2012
Words you can keep
Said in a mocking tone to indicate that someone is being ignorant. Similar to “no shit, Sherlock!”.
Oh, hur dur! Why didn’t we think of that sooner!?
Hur Dur by Splasphemy April 25, 2023
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the derpiness of the herp sauce of derp dauces, not quite herp derp yet herpie enough to be hur dur (not to be confused with herpies)
Joe: I fell down the stairs
Bob: hur dur bigmac
hur dur by Skrilleverybody August 21, 2011
The laugh an ignorant person makes when they think they're being funny.
"Hur-Dur!" said the online troll after he made a racist joke.
Hur-Dur by avatarscholar May 16, 2020

Hur dee dur 

When people imitate the people being dumbasses or things
"Hur dee dur ehm a wulf "
Hur dee dur by Hurdeedurmrcat July 1, 2018

Dur-Hur-Hur 

The sound an idiot makes when mocking someone with laughter for something that said idiot does not understand. Also used following primitive behaviour pertaining to objects of the civilized world (such as slamming a door, carelessly slamming down one's glass onto a table so the liquid within sloshes about or needlessly hitting something until it works).
"You think that someone who isn't intelligent, knows a lot - dur-hur-hur - you're actually retarded!"
"Uh, stupid thing - it doesn't work" bangs fan on desk and inadvertently hits its power button "Duh-hur-hur! I fixed it!"
Dur-Hur-Hur by Gandasaurous June 5, 2020

hurdurdur 

A phrase used by stupid cats that means what the where the fuck am i
Meow hurdurdur
hurdurdur by Strong as steel May 31, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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