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1. A blowjob given while humming.

humjob by cakes June 11, 2003

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humjob

See hummer

humjob by Feelin Hella Good so I'm gonna keep on dancin May 5, 2003

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hum job • hamjob • hugjob • himjob • Humgobbler • humjablaga • humjot • humobot • humpjob • humminy humbob

Humjob

When someone recited the preamble to the constitution whilst giving head.

Washington- “ohh yeah Jefferson gimme that humjob”

Jefferson- “we the people-“

Humjob by Benisbarkis July 26, 2024

hum job

the practice of your partner,taking the whole of your scrotum,in the mouth and humming.(yes humming)..thus sensation is overwhelming,and climax occurs almost immediately.

come on luv,suck me balls,we,ve done everything else,and we,ve only been married 6 months.

hum job by yosean March 30, 2003

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

hamjob by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

hugjob

A hug so exhilarating, at least one person in participation has an orgasm.

Megan is the hugjob queen

hugjob by Shitlord August 5, 2009

hum job

vegitarian oral sex

i.e. no meat but two veg

this involves your "friend" placing the sack in their mouth and making a humming sound

this is extremely pleasurable

"i want to suck ur scrotum"

"why,ok thats called a hum job"

hum job by Rossgrebe March 26, 2007

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026