Hulk Smash!!!

When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! by Phil Ireland August 24, 2008

HULK SMASH 

1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.

1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*

HULK SMASH by mckeifus April 28, 2007

Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

Hulk Smash by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008

Hulk Smash 

When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face

I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down.

Hulk Smash by A Happy Tragedy November 11, 2011

Hulk Smash 

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR"

"Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me"

Hulk Smash by Franman... June 9, 2011

Hulk Smash 

When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch

Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!

Hulk Smash by JPMDSK September 16, 2009

Hulk Smash 

To smash the table with a fist while playing beer pong knocking over several cups, usually the persons own cups.

Guy 1: Did you see Bryan hulk smash the table last night? He knocked over 5 of his own cups.
Guy 2: Yeah I did, that doesn't seem like a good strategy.

Hulk Smash by Beerpong_101 May 26, 2011