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Hoegaarden 

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
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hoegaarden 

hoegaarden by Jebus September 27, 2003
A very sarcastic guy that always gives back handed compliments, can be kind at times but is mostly mean unless you're friends with him but even then, you are never safe
Guy 1: Did you hear what Helgaard said to that other girl
Guy 2: Don't act shocked, His name is litterally on urban dictionary as the sarcastic one
Guy 1: ahh I see
Helgaard by CraigRilley May 19, 2022

hoegaarden 

the name of a durch beer but simultaneously used by dutch youth to describe a club that is visited by lots of skanky women.
Damn Peta, it's like a hoegaarden up in this joint!
hoegaarden by jaronimoe September 19, 2016

Hedegaard 

A really sexy last name, for all the cool people
OH you are SOOO lucky stepbro to have a Hedegaard in your life!
Hedegaard by AnonymousHedegaard November 26, 2021

Hedegaard 

A real crackkid, that likes to completely destroy you under the sheets.
OH YEAH HEDEGAARD, FASTER!
Hedegaard by AnonymousHedegaard November 26, 2021