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Hedegaard 

A real crackkid, that likes to completely destroy you under the sheets.
OH YEAH HEDEGAARD, FASTER!
Hedegaard by AnonymousHedegaard November 26, 2021
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Hoegaarden 

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.

hoegaarden 

hoegaarden by Jebus September 27, 2003
A very sarcastic guy that always gives back handed compliments, can be kind at times but is mostly mean unless you're friends with him but even then, you are never safe
Guy 1: Did you hear what Helgaard said to that other girl
Guy 2: Don't act shocked, His name is litterally on urban dictionary as the sarcastic one
Guy 1: ahh I see
Helgaard by CraigRilley May 19, 2022

hoegaarden 

the name of a durch beer but simultaneously used by dutch youth to describe a club that is visited by lots of skanky women.
Damn Peta, it's like a hoegaarden up in this joint!
hoegaarden by jaronimoe September 19, 2016

Hulegaard 

A hulegaard is a person of badass heritage. A person who's whole family tree is so kick ass it brings tears to chuck norris' eyes. Hulegaard's are generally: Good at sports, Good eaters, and the coolest.
Hulegaard by thecatmaster June 30, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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