Hubcrap

An ugly plastic disk typically found on two or more of the wheels of poor people's cars. They can feature many different designs including spinners and hideous fake chrome teddy bears. Unwittingly purchased by misled wal mart people who think their plastic 14 inch tri-spokes look good, they seldom improve the appearance of even the most tragically beat up cars.

Hey Dale, look at that '94 Ford Taurus; those hubcraps look sadder than a damn dead puppy!". "No shit, Ezra, they couldn't pay me to put those on my ride.

by bacon_strips August 30, 2010

hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.

My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.

by yes juanito yes December 7, 2014

hubcap ho

A woman who talks to or dates a man based on the kind of car he drives.

Man, don't mess with her. She a money hungry, hubcap ho.

by Jfer25 December 4, 2016

hubcaps

n. puffy, saucer-like, dark brown areolas usu. free boobin and on display through white t-shirts.

Damn, check out those hubcaps bouncing around.....they got me mesmerized.

by jarweed May 25, 2007

hubcap spinners

Also known as Hoopcap Speeners. They are the poor man's way of feeling like a baller and they can make any car look like a peice of chit. Mexicans are the only people that find these attractive. Im not being racist, just telling the truth mang.

example: "OHH MANG! He has hoopcap speeners! Thass Lie, 100 horsepowerss mang!"
translation: "Oh man! He has Hubcap Spinners! That adds 100 horsepower to his car by making it seem like it looks cool!"

example 2: "Ay mang, I poot sung hupcap speeners y un esspoiler on mi 1987 Astronvang. Now Iss Lie, 600 horsepowerrss!"
translation 2: "Hey man, I put some hubcap spinners and a 6 foot spoiler on my 1987 Astrovan and it looks like its really fast to me and my mexican friends."

by anal1548 September 22, 2007

Hubcap job

A rim job with underwear on

It was weird, after the blowjob she put my underwear back on and gave me a hubcap job.

by Andybats March 21, 2019

hubcap spinners

A hard plastic look-alike rim that spins when you stop

That van has hubcap spinners????????

by White cracka November 18, 2004