hubbers 

Crack/methamphetamine

That girl had back tits AND a front butt until she started smoking hubbers on the regular.

hubbers by Dizzle September 24, 2002

humberstone 

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute

Salute our God, Humberstone

humberstone by CHaZ October 4, 2015

Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.

1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

Humberside Headset by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009

hubberdubber 

A person who is a really annnoying midget. He is always being picked on and is very self concious about his height. BIG people tend to pick on the hubberdubber because of his vertically challenged problems.

Hey hubberdubber what the fuck are you doing, do you really think that you can reach that?

Matt: Hey Chris what's up?

Chris: Shut the fuck up hubberdubber!

hubberdubber by Chris Lewjohnson March 12, 2008

Hubbert's Peak 

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.

The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak

Hubbert's Peak by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

hubber jubber 

Group of males who stand around talking about nothing.
or men who like to talk nonsense and never get to the point

Most men hubber jubber when they talk to each other.

hubber jubber by jamoflife June 27, 2014

Hubberbate 

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

Hubberbate by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020