Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

Hubberbate by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

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hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

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hyberbate

1. To mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.

2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.

1. "Holy shit dude I've been jackin it for hours and still haven't cum, I hate when I hyberbate."

2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."

hyberbate by Killer569253 January 2, 2011