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Hubberbate 

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.
I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
Hubberbate by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020
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hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.
as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."
hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

hyberbate 

1. To mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.

2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.
1. "Holy shit dude I've been jackin it for hours and still haven't cum, I hate when I hyberbate."

2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."
hyberbate by Killer569253 January 2, 2011

Hiberbate 

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.
Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!
Hiberbate by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

Hungerbate 

when do you mastrubate for so long you forget to eat
I got a new vibrator and I hungerbated for so long that it dinner time.
Hungerbate by LovePokemon February 3, 2015

Hiberbate 

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"
It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate
Hiberbate by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015

Hiberbate 

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate
Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate
Hiberbate by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015
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