Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

by downbeat March 14, 2004

hyberbate

1. To mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.

2. To mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.

1. "Holy shit dude I've been jackin it for hours and still haven't cum, I hate when I hyberbate."

2. Guy 1: "dude, I'm pretty sure Steve died."
Guy 2: "No, i heard he's just been in his room hyberbating."

by Killer569253 January 2, 2011

Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

Hungerbate

when do you mastrubate for so long you forget to eat

I got a new vibrator and I hungerbated for so long that it dinner time.

by LovePokemon February 3, 2015

Hiberbate

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"

It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate

by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015

Hiberbate

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate

Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate

by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015