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humberstone
A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute
humberstone by CHaZ October 4, 2015
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Humberside Headset
A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.
Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."
Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"
Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."
2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'
Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"
Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."
2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'
Humberside Headset by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009
hubberdubber
A person who is a really annnoying midget. He is always being picked on and is very self concious about his height. BIG people tend to pick on the hubberdubber because of his vertically challenged problems.
Hey hubberdubber what the fuck are you doing, do you really think that you can reach that?
Matt: Hey Chris what's up?
Chris: Shut the fuck up hubberdubber!
Matt: Hey Chris what's up?
Chris: Shut the fuck up hubberdubber!
hubberdubber by Chris Lewjohnson March 12, 2008
Hubbert's Peak
The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.
Hubbert's Peak by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011
hubber jubber
Group of males who stand around talking about nothing.
or men who like to talk nonsense and never get to the point
or men who like to talk nonsense and never get to the point
hubber jubber by jamoflife June 27, 2014
Hubberbate
When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.
I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.
I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.
I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.
I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
Hubberbate by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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