Hroof 

A guardian angel. Someone who has power, and who protects jimble hangout.
Hes scary to look at, whilst somehow having a comforting physique at the same time.

ggyt : hey have you seen hroof
jj : what the fuck are you talking about

: hes watching
gg: WHO SAID THAT

Hroof by ggeryt July 8, 2023

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

hoof it

To travel by foot, to walk.

His car broke down, so he had to hoof it into town.

hoof it by Libertine October 4, 2005

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.

Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016

Hoof Beat 

A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.

Kobe was beating it to a hoof beat.

Hoof Beat by Broswaggins May 15, 2013

Mammoth hoof 

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

Mammoth hoof by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

hoofenhafen 

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

hoofenhafen by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019