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Man #1:"i went over to howden to visit name redacted for a pint ye knaa"

Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".
Howdon by Something- May 10, 2021
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Howdon Claw 

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
Howdon Claw by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Lee HoWon, stage name; Hoya is the main dancer and lead rapper plus vocalist of Korea's rising star boy group under Woollim Entertainment named INFINITE. He has many names including Hogod, Hoegie, Hoha, Hodong (His supposed real name before changing it to HoWon) and many more to come.

Fangirls dies at his existence, his never ending bombard of honest words, his tongue that he can never seem to keep it in his mouth, his hip thrust, his gaze, his love/hate relationship with Jang DongWoo (His other half), and his sexy English.

NOTE: Don't ever forget to say 'Ya!' when he say's 'Ho!'
-OMG! Is that Lee HoWon?
-No, it's Hoya
-No, It's Hoegie
-No, It's Hogod
-Are you guys stupid? He's Jang DongWoo's soul mate!
howon by infiniteLC June 18, 2014

Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo 

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.
This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!
A version of howdy, but less country in context; a greeting.
Howden! How was your day today?
Howden by Eyesofhope May 12, 2016
Howdoo... Like Facebook, but not shit and doesn't ass rape your data privacy.

Howdoo is the newest social media platform taking on the criminal giants like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Instead of fucking you over by selling your data to the highest bidder, Howdoo lets you decide when and how your data is shared. If you want to share your data, you earn revenue from the adverts.

For content creators, you earn your fair share instead of like other social platforms who force you staple your bollocks to your chin for 10 cents a week.
Alan: What is Howdoo?
Adam: Imagine Facebook, without it being a cunt
Howdoo by Wouldzey September 10, 2018

howdoidothisshit 

tiktok enthusiast + the literal CEO of drale who is practically y/n.
person 1: “dude did you hear about the fight?”
person 2: “no wdym.”
person 1: “apparently there was a fight between howdoidothisshit and a group of homophobes. from what i heard, howdoidothisshit kicked their asses.”
person 2: “NO WAY”
howdoidothisshit by veecore August 29, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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