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Howdoo... Like Facebook, but not shit and doesn't ass rape your data privacy.

Howdoo is the newest social media platform taking on the criminal giants like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Instead of fucking you over by selling your data to the highest bidder, Howdoo lets you decide when and how your data is shared. If you want to share your data, you earn revenue from the adverts.

For content creators, you earn your fair share instead of like other social platforms who force you staple your bollocks to your chin for 10 cents a week.
Alan: What is Howdoo?
Adam: Imagine Facebook, without it being a cunt
Howdoo by Wouldzey September 10, 2018
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A greeting for cowboys and gangsters alike.
Cowboy- "Howdy!"

Gangster- "y0 $0N"

Pathetic white kid- "Howdyo!"
howdyo by CHLOEEE! November 24, 2007

hoodoodling 

Have you been hoodoodling lately?
hoodoodling by lee munch December 13, 2009
A greeting used by people in the north of England, predominantely good ol' Yorkshire. It is used instead of the words "how do you do" and can also be a reply to itself.
e.g.1 - Seth: "How doo?"
Eric: "Not s'bad lad n ursen?"

e.g.2 - Seth: "How doo"
Eric: "How doo"
How Doo by Shoots August 29, 2006
A combination of the words "howdy" and "adios." Can be used when greeting someone in passing or a quick salutation.
"Howdios, Mike! Howdios to you too."
howdios by Chris Felax January 24, 2008

hoodooism 

A person who practices/studies/cultivates Hoodoo} ( an African-American based folk spirituality and folk magic).
John Doe is a hoodooist, he's a follower/believer/practitioner of hoodooism.

The origin of hoodooism is as old as mankind's existence.

When one practices the ways of hoodooism, they become a hoodooist/hoodoo mage/hoodoo conjurer.

Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo 

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.
This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!