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Howdoo... Like Facebook, but not shit and doesn't ass rape your data privacy.

Howdoo is the newest social media platform taking on the criminal giants like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Instead of fucking you over by selling your data to the highest bidder, Howdoo lets you decide when and how your data is shared. If you want to share your data, you earn revenue from the adverts.

For content creators, you earn your fair share instead of like other social platforms who force you staple your bollocks to your chin for 10 cents a week.
Alan: What is Howdoo?
Adam: Imagine Facebook, without it being a cunt
Howdoo by Wouldzey September 10, 2018
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A greeting for cowboys and gangsters alike.
Cowboy- "Howdy!"

Gangster- "y0 $0N"

Pathetic white kid- "Howdyo!"
howdyo by CHLOEEE! November 24, 2007

hoodoodling 

masturbating, equivalent of jacking off for women
Have you been hoodoodling lately?
hoodoodling by lee munch December 13, 2009
A greeting used by people in the north of England, predominantely good ol' Yorkshire. It is used instead of the words "how do you do" and can also be a reply to itself.
e.g.1 - Seth: "How doo?"
Eric: "Not s'bad lad n ursen?"

e.g.2 - Seth: "How doo"
Eric: "How doo"
How Doo by Shoots August 29, 2006
A combination of the words "howdy" and "adios." Can be used when greeting someone in passing or a quick salutation.
"Howdios, Mike! Howdios to you too."
howdios by Chris Felax January 24, 2008

hoodooism 

A person who practices/studies/cultivates Hoodoo} ( an African-American [based folk spirituality and folk magic).
John Doe is a hoodooist, he's a follower/believer/practitioner of hoodooism.

The origin of hoodooism is as old as mankind's existence.

When one practices the ways of hoodooism, they become a hoodooist/hoodoo mage/hoodoo conjurer.

Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo 

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.
This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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