by Something- May 10, 2021
Man:"i have a 0.5 inch penis and i feel anxious" therapist:"well, it seems like you have a micro-penis, but hey its bigger than womens... For now there is a definition on UD if you need to know the same thing i said".
by Something- May 10, 2021
Man #1:"i went over to howden to visit name redacted for a pint ye knaa"
Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".
Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".
by Something- May 10, 2021
Farmer guy:"my cattle got raped by super gay guy but only the male ones got clap"
Super gay guy in disguise:"i'm sure they just had an orgy"
Super gay guy in disguise:"i'm sure they just had an orgy"
by Something- May 11, 2021
by Something- May 11, 2021