hossler

man who gets a lot of ass, pussy, semen like liquid candy

wow look at andy hossler over there but not in the eyes ur dick will shrivel

by jack jillinhall October 25, 2010

hossler

To make a fool of one's self(verb). A dumb individual(noun).

Dude, that guy just pulled a Hossler. (or) That guy looks like a hossler.

by Dan Hossler September 15, 2006

Hossler

Like the sway boy rockstar, rolling the dice and grinding

Omg that girl just did a Hossler

by Lily and Mia (the sway girls) March 11, 2021

Hossler

The sway boys (Jaden Hossler), rolling the dice, grind on me

Omg guys Mia and Lily just pulled a Hossler

by Lily and Mia (the sway girls) March 11, 2021

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.

If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

by accurate definer October 5, 2019

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys

omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day

by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019