heusler 

A poopy butt who is super pretty lol

Jordyn heuslers pretty

heusler by Heusler April 10, 2021

hessler 

1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.

"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."

hessler by Dinkus Mayhem January 2, 2009

heugler 

A tool, queer, posuer, etc. Based upon a certain student that attends Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. Quite possibly the gayest(both literally and a figure of speach)man alive.

Joe: Put away the Laser,(a 40oz malt liquor brand)THE HEUGLER'S COMING!!!
Ryan and Cole: Fuck that queer, he's a smacktard.
Jake:Pass me the Laser dude.

heugler by Professor Booty June 12, 2004

Heuser 

MOST AWESOME MOFO EVER. A true G of all trades. 1St in athletics, Acedimics, and Danm fine ass SEXYNESS!! Dont let this fool you though. He is Warrior and not afraid to get dirty. Destine to live Big, they will throw down for what they believe and what the stand for. Leaders to many. Also known for what their packing down below! HE PUTS ON FOR HIS CITY as much as he does for the ladies! and LIVES UP TO THE DREAM. Further more Very charming, funny, sexy, life of party, BEER PONG CHAMP, LOVES THEM LADIES!!!, and a true gangster of love.

EX: Dude, im pulling a Heuser tonight.
Im going Heuser on them Bitches.
Check out the Heuser on him!
He wish he was Heuser
BRO, He is some Heuser.
He rode it like a true Heuser.

Heuser by SPANKS MCGEE October 14, 2008

hessler 

a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.

only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.

hessler by non-fiction October 23, 2006

Tomo Hausler 

or brian he has come to be known as
A half european half asian half shit cunt who is a retard who eats his own poo and no one knows what country he is from but he is a mixed race idiot.

if a poo and wee had a baby and that baby grew up and had a baby with queef there is a high chance it will look like tomo

and he also rapes cats.

Sam: hey man what country is that shit head Tomo Hausler from?

Tim: i heard hes from a shit country like Sweeden

Sam: i heard hes from Taiwan or cambodia or some shit

Tim: i thought he was from vietnam and russia or something fucked like that

Sam: either way he is a fuck.

Tomo Hausler by Fuck Dog November 30, 2011

Rebecca Hausler 

A know it all dictionary.

"What is 18487 + 34875837?
Ask Rebecca Hausler.

Rebecca Hausler by OliviaD123 October 1, 2007