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florida housewarming party 

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom
I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

Reverse Housewarming Party 

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.
Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

housewarming party up topper 

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

Housemating 

- Dude, I heard that john and Amy are sleeping together !

- Don't they live together?

- yeah.. they're housemating
Housemating by Nteimpocary September 30, 2018

housewarming gift 

A weird or unusual object that's bought for new homeowners by friends or family.
Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
housewarming gift by Kdougan November 20, 2016