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Househub 

Short for house husband or manbitch; the husband who stays at home all day to play games with the kids or possibly dumps them on his neighbors to play hockey with his friends while his career oriented wife rakes in the mula. He comes home just in time to act like the disciplinarian in front of his wife just to get his sexual urges met.
Wife 1: I'm so lucky to have a househub, I don't need to pay costs of a nanny.
Wife 2: Mine made me a sandwich this morning
End
Househub by PseudoWOODO May 15, 2015
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Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.
-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*
Househusband by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

househugger

Househugger: A person that cares for the economy and other people. And will do anything to save the economy from going downhill.
The opposite of treehugger.

Treehugger: A person that cares for the environment and animals. And will do anything to save the environment from going downhill.
The opposite of a househugger.

Herbert: "Now you see how ridiculous it is to call someone a treehugger?"
Phil: "Yes I do!! Ever since I read the definition "househugger"
Househuggers and treehuggers don't get along.
househugger by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.
-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

househusband

A term that shouldn't even exist due to thousands of years of sociobiological and anthropological evidence in gender role. However, this word is a testament to the awful power of political correctness, which forces gender relativeness in all words. (Since housewife is a gender specific term applying to females, there should also be a polar term describing males, thus househusband)
Examples of other terms invented by political correctness: policewoman, firewoman, servicewoman...
househusband by Varton February 8, 2004

househobo 

A househobo is a houseguest who has stayed so long it seems they may never leave.
Donny turning out to be quite the househobo; I thought he was just coming for the weekend, but he's been on the couch for three weeks!
househobo by heysuz June 18, 2011

HouseHusband

Housewife but for guys; househusband

-example of a househusband:

Daniel-slave
He’s a househusband
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