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Househub 

Short for house husband or manbitch; the husband who stays at home all day to play games with the kids or possibly dumps them on his neighbors to play hockey with his friends while his career oriented wife rakes in the mula. He comes home just in time to act like the disciplinarian in front of his wife just to get his sexual urges met.
Wife 1: I'm so lucky to have a househub, I don't need to pay costs of a nanny.
Wife 2: Mine made me a sandwich this morning
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Househub by PseudoWOODO May 15, 2015
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Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.
-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*
Househusband by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

househugger

Househugger: A person that cares for the economy and other people. And will do anything to save the economy from going downhill.
The opposite of treehugger.

Treehugger: A person that cares for the environment and animals. And will do anything to save the environment from going downhill.
The opposite of a househugger.

Herbert: "Now you see how ridiculous it is to call someone a treehugger?"
Phil: "Yes I do!! Ever since I read the definition "househugger"
Househuggers and treehuggers don't get along.
househugger by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.
-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

househusband

A term that shouldn't even exist due to thousands of years of sociobiological and anthropological evidence in gender role. However, this word is a testament to the awful power of political correctness, which forces gender relativeness in all words. (Since housewife is a gender specific term applying to females, there should also be a polar term describing males, thus househusband)
Examples of other terms invented by political correctness: policewoman, firewoman, servicewoman...
househusband by Varton February 8, 2004

househobo 

A househobo is a houseguest who has stayed so long it seems they may never leave.
Donny turning out to be quite the househobo; I thought he was just coming for the weekend, but he's been on the couch for three weeks!
househobo by heysuz June 18, 2011

HouseHusband

Housewife but for guys; househusband

-example of a househusband:

Daniel-slave
He’s a househusband
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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