Housecore

Going from hobo to 9-5 job in 1 place living inside.

Man that guy was the king of hopping freight! Now he's housecore AF.....

by David Allin April 29, 2019

hopecore

A genre of videos that invoke a feeling of hope, glee, wholeness, and most happy emotions. They can range to nostalgic clips, beautiful scenery, and usually have an audio of spliced together videos and songs.

“Man, the only thing keeping me alive right now is my mom and hopecore videos.”

by chromedome January 18, 2023

housecooling

A party or celebration of moving out.

opposite of a housewarming.

"James is moving out of his apartment, so we're heading there for a housecooling."

"I got laid at Dave's housecooling."

by Cowboy Jim November 16, 2006

Housework-out

Vigorous physical activity routine while cleaning the place you live. Combination of housework and work-out. Will include sweeping, vacuuming, dusting, kitchen and bath cleaning, taking out trash.

"I decided to save time this afternoon by cleaning up my place and working-out. Call it my housework-out."

by yes juanito yes June 25, 2014

houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.

My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.

by brew22 September 5, 2010

housewrecker

a violent house party usually resulting in a visit from the cops and thousands of dollars worth of damage because of an unbelievable amount of alcohol consumed. These events usually take place on a weekend when the host's parents are away. It may be planned, or merely the consequence of spontaneous actions influenced by too much alcohol.

"fuck did u go to that housewrecker on friday?"
"yeah, the poor dude has to pay for the contracters to remodel the basment."

by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 1, 2006

Housecarl

A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.

Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.

by Grosenberries November 14, 2014