housebreak 

1. train a boyfriend to live (cleanly) in a house.
2. to subdue, tame a boyfriend.
Works particularly well when training a boyfriend to put the toilet seat down (since in regular useage housbreak is to train pets to excrete outdoors). Also useful when keeping a boyfriend on a tight leash (see friend ditcher) or when teaching other domestic responsibilities, like making the bed or washing dishes.
3. (adj.) "housebroken" Not nearly as derisive as "whipped" therefore mostly used by women of their significant other.

Your boyfriend really comes straight home after work? How long did it take to housebreak him?

housebreak by Doz (the real Doz) February 10, 2007

housebroken 

Trained to act and behave appropriately indoors.

"My dog is housebroken. He knows to piss outside; not on the rug."

housebroken by WeAreAbsoulutelyAnonymous August 14, 2008

housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

housewrecker 

a violent house party usually resulting in a visit from the cops and thousands of dollars worth of damage because of an unbelievable amount of alcohol consumed. These events usually take place on a weekend when the host's parents are away. It may be planned, or merely the consequence of spontaneous actions influenced by too much alcohol.

"fuck did u go to that housewrecker on friday?"
"yeah, the poor dude has to pay for the contracters to remodel the basment."

housewrecker by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 1, 2006

housewrecker 

1) noun-Someone who takes pleasure in breaking apart couples that are her friends.
2) noun-Breaking apart two people because you are jelous and then forgetting about that person after the house is wrecked
3) verb- to break apart someones "relationship" house

Female and Male are not going out anymore because Kyla wrecked their house by any act of jelousy

housewrecker by Matt Palmer March 9, 2005

housebreaker 

Someone who gets with a girl/guy knowing that they already are in a relationship and ruins that relationship as a result.

John is a housebreaker, he went out with Julie knowing that she was dating Mark and after Mark found out he broke up with Julie.

housebreaker by Politikz April 14, 2016

Hopebreak

When you tell your friends you were so hopeful about a new lover but it was over too soon to be considered a heartbreak.

You meet someone while traveling out of town, realize you are both from the same city, and spend almost a week together. You both have similar interests. You both have dogs and walk on the same beach?! Romance! You drive to airport together and make plans to meet at home that weekend. As agreed, you actually meet! And... you get the sob story about partner they are not in love with but they have cancer and only staying out of pity. A bit of internet digging and you find out -- married with two kids. (At least they are a cancer survivor?) Hopebroken! What a hopebreak.

Hopebreak by arozi August 31, 2021