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House Bitch  

The person who is stuck doing all the housework.
I'd really like to go out with you guys, but I'm the house bitch today and can't leave til it's all done.
House Bitch by Dennifer February 18, 2009

House Bitch 

The only person in a house or apartment who cares about cleanliness. However, because of their inability for confrontation they never resolve this issue and continue to be the only one willing to do chores.
Mario has messy roommates so he became the house bitch.
House Bitch by Mario2396 December 2, 2017

house bitch 

a man who gets with a female and has no balls or job so he chooses to remain home and do all the chores.
is amy the only one that pulls her weight around the house? no jack does his fair share he's just a house bitch
house bitch by konchus October 23, 2011

House Bitch 

Someone who is classed as the bitch of the house.
Moans alot, has ZMA rage, fights owen's and the like.
Alex Walsh is deffinatly the 'house bitch'
House Bitch by Alex Walsh May 27, 2009

house bitch 

The person who has no job, either does not pay bills or is behind on bills. So there for stays on good terms with current housemates by performing the wifely duties. Examples such as clean common areas, stay on top of dishes and laundry. Babysitter for children and/or pets when needed, taking out the trash, outside care such as mowing of lawn, removal of animal waste, weed removal...
Hey meet our house bitch Kai, he sucks at finding a job so he keeps the house looking great in return for rent. We love having a house bitch.
house bitch by turtle4422 January 5, 2016

house bitch 

(noun) : One that is known by everyone in the house or current location as a bitch or bitch made
chris assia is a house bitch and everyone knows it.
house bitch by awshit January 26, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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