A memeber is an individual on an internet forum who does little more than post incredibly old and over-used meme's. The memeber typically believes themselves to be amazingly witty, but is generally regarded as being borderline retarded.
Memeber: Cool Story Bro! haha...I'm teh funny!!!
Everyone else: Man...what a memeber.
John: April, did you know that I'm an elected memeber of 9GAG Jones: What are you again?
John: Stop laughing. A memeber is a person who's part of a meme page's admin team.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.