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House Shoes by Spirit Bear February 18, 2009
horse shoes
horse shoes by JOHNSON October 16, 2003
Horse-Shoes
A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.
Horse-Shoes by mikeg101 May 13, 2008
Playing Horse Shoes
When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed. It is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the vagina) around a pole (the penis).
Dude Mary tried to "play horseshoes" on me last night. I think I broke my dick.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.
Playing Horse Shoes by Iwannagohome! December 13, 2014
horseshoes and handgrenades
horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008
Pinching Horseshoes
A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
Pinching Horseshoes by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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