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house shoes 

An ebonic term for slippers. A low-quality, casual pair of footwear to be worn around the house.
It was cold as shit in the crib yesterday, so I put on my house shoes and I was good to go
house shoes by P. Wall January 18, 2008
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House Shoes 

Rims that cost as much as a house.
Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.
House Shoes by Spirit Bear February 18, 2009

horse shoes 

A game when you throw metal horse shoes at a stick.
horse shoes is the best game
horse shoes by JOHNSON October 16, 2003

Horse-Shoes 

A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.
If i ever see you playing Horse-Shoes again ill call animal control on your ass.
Horse-Shoes by mikeg101 May 13, 2008

Playing Horse Shoes

When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed. It is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the vagina) around a pole (the penis).
Dude Mary tried to "play horseshoes" on me last night. I think I broke my dick.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.
Playing Horse Shoes by Iwannagohome! December 13, 2014

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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