JOHNSON's definitions

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

raquetball

a britsish sport similar to squash.

I am very good at raquetball!

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

mydocin'

being hardheaded and not listening to your employees who know more about your fucking product than you do.

A. Nudd is fucking mydocin' hardcore.

by johnson September 11, 2003

fat waza

a term for an exeptionally fat bastard

urrrrrrrrrr, look at that fat waza!

by johnson November 4, 2003

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by johnson February 3, 2003

dariram

I have no fucking clue >:

Daririram, dariram, darirarirariram, darira dam dam.

wtf >:

by Johnson September 5, 2003