JOHNSON's definitions

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

XD

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

by Johnson March 29, 2003

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

raquetball

a britsish sport similar to squash.

I am very good at raquetball!

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 14, 2003

the presidents of the united states america

the best band ever!

The presidents of the united states are a good band!

by JOHNSON September 15, 2003