Hot-Chicked

Hot-Chicked

(verb) hot-chicked; hot-chicking

The phenomenon in which a person purchases, subscribes to, upgrades, or agrees to a product or service they did not need, intend to buy, or adequately evaluate, primarily because the sales representative was exceptionally attractive.

A person who has been hot-chicked may temporarily abandon normal purchasing judgment, overlook price or necessity, agree to unnecessary upgrades, or sign a contract unusually quickly—only to realize later that the salesperson’s attractiveness played a greater role in the decision than the actual value of the product.

Example:
“We already had a vendor and weren’t looking to switch, but their sales rep came in and somehow we signed a three-year contract. We got hot-chicked.”

The Hot-Chick Test

Ask yourself:

“If the exact same sales pitch had been delivered by someone I found completely unattractive, would I still have bought it?”

If the answer is no, you probably got hot-chicked.

Related Terms

Hot-Chick Premium — The extra amount a buyer is willing to spend while being hot-chicked.

Post-Hot-Chick Clarity — The moment after the purchase when the buyer realizes, “Wait…why the hell did we buy this?”

Hot-Chick Renewal — Renewing a questionable or unnecessary product because the attractive sales rep came back.

“We already had a vendor and weren’t looking to switch, but their sales rep came in and somehow we signed a three-year contract. We got hot-chicked.”

Hot-Chicked by joeyjoe1406 August 27, 2026

Tennessee Hot Chicken 

When a woman hasn't showered in three days, sits on your neck with her vagina facing you, and then pees.

I'd love some Tennessee hot chicken tonight!

Tennessee Hot Chicken by Nace August 29, 2016

Dave's Hot Chicken 

A chicken joint that serves addictive Nashville-style hot chicken. Don't eat it unless you want to keep coming back for more because you will never eat another chicken sandwich again in your life

Bro, lets hit up Dave's Hot Chicken after work at Junk Teens today

Dave's Hot Chicken by Junk Teens March 22, 2023

Nashville hot chicken 

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a menstruating woman followed by anal intercourse, after which the woman gives the man fellatio and swallows his ejaculate

I fucked that chick in her bloody pussy, then put it in her ass. Then she gobbled my cock until I came in her mouth and she swallowed. Best Nashville hot chicken of my life!

Nashville hot chicken by friedchickenfucker August 23, 2016

Hot Chicken 

During the act of coitus, said participants genitalia creates so much friction that the temperature of the genitalia nears boiling. At this moment, one participant inserts an egg into the vaginal cavity similar to usage of a kegel ball. After exactly 8 minutes, said egg is hard boiled and ready for consumption.

Chloe, aren’t you glad we did the hot chicken last night, because now we can wake to a tasty egg breakfast.

Hot Chicken by Venice Vigilantes April 23, 2022

Hot Chicken 

Hot chicken is when you stick a funnel into your partners anus, break two eggs and pour them into said funnel, letting them run into their anus. Upon egg drainage you insert your wiener into her anus and enjoy.

“Bruh, I met this chick at acme and she let me give her a hot chicken”

Hot Chicken by Ten I see May 28, 2018

Hot Chicken 

A "gang" formed in the late 90's to mock the gang problem at North County High School in Castroville, CA. It consisted of about 6 founding members and quickly ballooned to over 60. It grew in size to the point where even other schools had members and a rival gang (the "Steaming Beef) was formed.

Ween was the official band of the Hot Chickens. And the radio show on KSPB (a student-run radio station) was quickly cancelled once the on-air profanity, urinating on things and smoking pot in the sound booth became a nuisance to school officials and the public in general. Even mentioning the phrase "Hot Chicken" was banned at Robert Louis Stevenson school.

Eventually, the original members decided the gang had grown too lame and dissolved the groups. The original members became the North County Church Burners Club, which was a legitimate Club on the school Roster for a full two weeks.

"Look, the Hot Chickens are selling nachos and half-eaten sandwiches from the garbage to freshmen for a dollar."*

"I hope the Steaming Beef doesn't catch them on their turf doing that."


*note: They really did that and made $20+ a day, which was subsequently spent on pot and 40 ouncers of fine malt liquor.

Hot Chicken by A former Hot Chicken February 2, 2009