3 definitions by Venice Vigilantes
When you take LSD and engage in sexual relations. The hallucinogenic effects create double vision so you see multiple people penetrating your orifices .
-Fuck man- I totally got Dr Seussed last night by Chloe after Bass Nectar.
-What do you mean ?
-She was riding me reverse cowgirl and all of a sudden there were 3 of her and her ass turned into her face!
-Gnarly!
-What do you mean ?
-She was riding me reverse cowgirl and all of a sudden there were 3 of her and her ass turned into her face!
-Gnarly!
by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022
During the act of coitus, said participants genitalia creates so much friction that the temperature of the genitalia nears boiling. At this moment, one participant inserts an egg into the vaginal cavity similar to usage of a kegel ball. After exactly 8 minutes, said egg is hard boiled and ready for consumption.
Chloe, aren’t you glad we did the hot chicken last night, because now we can wake to a tasty egg breakfast.
by Venice Vigilantes April 23, 2022
A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.
Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.
by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022