Hossinger

The one and only true man in this world. Can persuade an entire generation to bow down to him with just a blink of an eye. A Hossinger makes all other human males look like Boy George enjoying a relaxing weekend at Michael Jackson's house while watching the nanny. A Straight and Utter Boss.

Chicken Pot Pie I am a guy. There is 6 different ladies and one guy, wouldn't you know, it's a Hossinger Pie.

Hossinger by Wallamazoo March 23, 2013

Hunsinger's Disease 

A psychological condition in which the subject must compulsively purchase clever domain names, based on their availability rather than on any perspective use for them.

This differs from domainer, in that sufferers of Hunsinger's Disease frequently have no intention or capability of monetizing their purchases.

Named for Ed Hunsinger, a computer programmer and well-known figure in Silicon Valley, who is owner of hundreds of clever, unused domain names.

The only cure for Hunsinger's disease is Godaddy.com. Just try registering a domain there and you'll see why.

Hunsinger's Disease by qfr June 9, 2009

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

hoefinger 

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

go hunsinger

to lose one's temper and inflict a severe physical beating on a perceived enemy, real or imagined; to "hulk out"

I'm 'bout to go hunsinger on all these guys who keep hittin' on my old lady.

go hunsinger by marv3000 May 2, 2021

hossiendered 

to enlist the help of someone to do an undesirable task, against their better judgement.

Jamie was hossiendered into helping Daniel supervise an alcohol-free party for Daniel's teenage sister.

hossiendered by Richos July 14, 2007

hollinger 

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

hollinger by mangoman January 21, 2007