Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer (known premaritally as Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger) is the main antagonist of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, often appearing in several episodes. She was a hotel inspector from Germany in her first appearance.

"I- I just"
"Ja?"
"Your name-"
"Ja?"
"I can't- I just- ok, what's your name?"
"Oh, ja! for some reason people have trouble. I am Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer ."
"I-"

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

Hunsinger's Disease

A psychological condition in which the subject must compulsively purchase clever domain names, based on their availability rather than on any perspective use for them.

This differs from domainer, in that sufferers of Hunsinger's Disease frequently have no intention or capability of monetizing their purchases.

Named for Ed Hunsinger, a computer programmer and well-known figure in Silicon Valley, who is owner of hundreds of clever, unused domain names.

The only cure for Hunsinger's disease is Godaddy.com. Just try registering a domain there and you'll see why.

by qfr June 9, 2009

Van Helsing

The most badass out old man/ vampire hunter/ doctor/ dutch guy ever.

"We've become god's madmen. all of us" -Van Helsing

by Xeras December 10, 2010

Team Van Helsing

The answer someone who hates the Twilight series gives when asked if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, because Van Helsing kills both werewolves and vampires.

Twilighter: "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Not Twilighter: "Neither. I'm Team Van Helsing!"

by mcdoug July 13, 2010

go hunsinger

to lose one's temper and inflict a severe physical beating on a perceived enemy, real or imagined; to "hulk out"

I'm 'bout to go hunsinger on all these guys who keep hittin' on my old lady.

by marv3000 May 2, 2021