Not a skinny person, a hoss is short for a hossiferndo. Can be spelled with one s (hosiferndo) or two. A hossiferndo can be a fat ass or a very voluptuous person, typically of the female gender.
As my buddy used to say, I don't want to go out with that chic, she's a hossiferndo.
A name given to anyone who's last name may be Vanhoose and is directly related to satan himself.
vanhoose: give me your soul so i may digest it, my lord satan has crowned me the queen of evil, bow to me minion!
me: damn hoosifer. a bit tense today?
vanhoose: no why?
me: no reason. how would you like a welding rod to snack on?
vanhoose: sounds delicious.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand