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hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.
I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.
hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

huspitate 

When someone is about to lightweight freak out, have a BF bitch fit, a wannabe panic attack over something soo rediciulous..
OH MY GOSH MOM HURRY UP AND TIE MY SHOE IM ABOUT TO HUSPITATE!!!

I might huspitate if you wear that shirt... we dont do tank tops!
huspitate by SophieMahree May 22, 2014
we are so hospite at Fortnite

Hospitatious

1. To be in a state of warmth and generosity torwards guests or strangers.

2. To be hospitable
Even though we were never properly introduced, they were hospitatious hosts during the party.
Hospitatious by coojw June 8, 2009

Hobtitute 

Short hobbits that are always horny that sex people for gold coins.
Bro look Aidan totally looks like a Hobtitute.
Hobtitute by GrufferTheDumbass March 31, 2020

hospitutionalized 

A person whis is hopspitalized and institutionalized at the same time in the same place
That crazy chick is hospitutionalized!
hospitutionalized by KrazyKizaty February 5, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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