Horving 

The deadly combination of being horny and starving at the same time.

Dude, I haven’t gotten laid in like three weeks, and to top it off, I did not have anything for lunch. I am soooo Horving right now.

Horving by Cosmonauts January 9, 2018

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

Horsing Around 

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about

The boys were horsing around all afternoon

Horsing Around by sonictf May 17, 2015

Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe

"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

Shoe-horning by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017

Show-Horsing 

When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.

Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.

Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.

Show-Horsing by Jack Parkman November 4, 2009

Horning 

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.

Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.

Horning by Sherie1007 May 7, 2019

Horking 

Consuming food with little to no consideration given to nutritional ramifications, quantity, or palatability.

"Man, John Goodman is horking down those Chili's baby back ribs."

Horking by c1natra September 30, 2009