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hooving by christie c January 23, 2006
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Hooving Around
Hooving around is the elite art of being completely on bullshit.
To “hoov around” is to move through life with maximum noise, energy, and confidence while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often involves yelling, pacing, hyping things up, creating chaos, or acting like something important is happening when, in reality, nothing productive is occurring whatsoever.
A person hooving around is somehow the loudest and most active person in the room while also accomplishing the least.
To “hoov around” is to move through life with maximum noise, energy, and confidence while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often involves yelling, pacing, hyping things up, creating chaos, or acting like something important is happening when, in reality, nothing productive is occurring whatsoever.
A person hooving around is somehow the loudest and most active person in the room while also accomplishing the least.
Hooving around - the act of being on bullshit
“Will was hooving around all night, yelling over the music, spilling three beers, knocking over chairs, and then claiming he was 10 deep.”
“Will was hooving around all night, yelling over the music, spilling three beers, knocking over chairs, and then claiming he was 10 deep.”
Hooving Around by MD_of_Fries May 18, 2026
Related Words
hooving • Hooving Around • goat hooving • hooking up • hooping • hooding • hooking • hoofing • Hooning • Hooting
goat hooving
When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.
Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
goat hooving by finswaggler April 17, 2021
hooking the g
"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
Hooking the Green
A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
hooning
hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010
Hoovinator
Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.
Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.
Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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