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goat hooving 

When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.
Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
goat hooving by finswaggler April 17, 2021
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hooking the g 

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.
Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?
hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!
Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011

hooking up 

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
hooking up by thottyhoe March 12, 2015