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Hooving Around

Hooving around is the elite art of being completely on bullshit.
To “hoov around” is to move through life with maximum noise, energy, and confidence while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often involves yelling, pacing, hyping things up, creating chaos, or acting like something important is happening when, in reality, nothing productive is occurring whatsoever.

A person hooving around is somehow the loudest and most active person in the room while also accomplishing the least.
Hooving around - the act of being on bullshit

“Will was hooving around all night, yelling over the music, spilling three beers, knocking over chairs, and then claiming he was 10 deep.”
Related Words

goat hooving 

When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.
Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
goat hooving by finswaggler April 17, 2021

hooking the g 

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.
Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?
hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!
Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011