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hooving by christie c January 23, 2006
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Hooving Around
Hooving around is the elite art of being completely on bullshit.
To “hoov around” is to move through life with maximum noise, energy, and confidence while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often involves yelling, pacing, hyping things up, creating chaos, or acting like something important is happening when, in reality, nothing productive is occurring whatsoever.
A person hooving around is somehow the loudest and most active person in the room while also accomplishing the least.
To “hoov around” is to move through life with maximum noise, energy, and confidence while contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often involves yelling, pacing, hyping things up, creating chaos, or acting like something important is happening when, in reality, nothing productive is occurring whatsoever.
A person hooving around is somehow the loudest and most active person in the room while also accomplishing the least.
Hooving around - the act of being on bullshit
“Will was hooving around all night, yelling over the music, spilling three beers, knocking over chairs, and then claiming he was 10 deep.”
“Will was hooving around all night, yelling over the music, spilling three beers, knocking over chairs, and then claiming he was 10 deep.”
Hooving Around by MD_of_Fries May 18, 2026
Related Words
hooving • Hooving Around • goat hooving • hooking up • hooping • hooding • hooking • hoofing • Hooning • Hooting
goat hooving
When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.
Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP
goat hooving by finswaggler April 17, 2021
hooking the g
"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
Hooking the Green
A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
hooning
hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010
Hoovinator
Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.
Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.
Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011
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