Horsepire 

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

Horsepire by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

louisiana hosepipe 

The act of spraying fiery hot dierhia into a lovers mouth while pissing an wanking at the same time.

Joe Louisiana hosepiped Abby last night and she returned the favor with a glass bottom boat.

louisiana hosepipe by peg master pace June 22, 2014

horseposer 

The unit of measure which is boosted when a tuner affixes vinyl "sponsorship" decals to his car.

Those 5 stickers on that guys front fender increase his horseposer by 1.8% each!

horseposer by Justin H Scott February 5, 2009

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsepital 

A hospital for horses.

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.

horsepital by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

Hosepipe Ban 

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.

"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".

Hosepipe Ban by Salsa July 31, 2005