Horsepire

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

Horsepistol

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

by Mistin March 4, 2009

louisiana hosepipe

The act of spraying fiery hot dierhia into a lovers mouth while pissing an wanking at the same time.

Joe Louisiana hosepiped Abby last night and she returned the favor with a glass bottom boat.

by peg master pace June 22, 2014

horseposer

The unit of measure which is boosted when a tuner affixes vinyl "sponsorship" decals to his car.

Those 5 stickers on that guys front fender increase his horseposer by 1.8% each!

by Justin H Scott February 5, 2009

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsepital

A hospital for horses.

That horse looks pretty ill. We have to take it to the horsepital.

by DarknessChild December 17, 2012

Hosepipe Ban

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.

"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".

by Salsa July 31, 2005