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horseless 

"Jack was sad because all the other kids had horses but he was horseless.
horseless by Horseless Joe January 2, 2019
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Horseless Ice Polo 

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.
What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.
While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.
Horseless Carriage by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker 

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.
Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic has a larger heart then others, being more prone to a broken heart then the regular person. They are in love with the idea of being loved and loving back. They are NOT made for today’s standards, as they believe in the little things about true love, fairy tales, and chivalry, and truly believe that there is only one person out there for them. They get attached quickly, but they are genuinely the best boy/girl friend you could have. They are loving, caring people who give their 100%, expecting full return. They often dream of who they will spend the rest of their life with, and romanticizing what the two of them will do together. They dream to be romanced with sweet simple things and thoughtful surprises, and just want someone to care for them and hold them, and tell them everything will be okay.
a hopeless romantic is one who romanticizes about their partner and their future together

Homeless Man's Liquid Nitrogen

It's liquid DFE(1,1,-difluoroethane) that's commonly sold in certain stores as computer duster. It is used when neither dry ice or liquid nitrogen is obtainable. It's usually used for science, to freeze things, or just for fun cooling thermometers, water, or some insects. The computer duster can is used for dusting off the dust from computers using the DFE gas. however, when turned upside-down, it provides a frostbite causing super-cold liquid that's -25 degrees Celsius(-12 degrees Fahrenheit) or colder. It is sometimes(very very rarely) used to try to liquefy formaldehyde or other gases, but due to the toxicity of these gases, a gas mask is recommended. It can liquefy butane, a far less toxic, but highly flammable gas. Getting Homeless man's liquid nitrogen on skin can be deadly, as frostbite can occur. It's a cryogenic liquid.
Dude, I just froze some cockroaches, a container of water, and liquefied a gas using Homeless man's liquid nitrogen.

Hopeless Romantic

A definition of a Hopeless Romantic can be typed for pages really. These people have larger hearts than the rest of us. They tend to get hurt more than the regular person. It's sad to say that now and a days the romantics hide or they just lose their touch with being a Hopeless Romantic. We live in a time where everyone is hurting each other and everyone is scared to give their 100%. Hopeless Romantics don't make themselves known very often for that reason. Hopeless Romantics will give more than 100% to a relationship. They look at their partners as something that will has never been made before; that their partner was made just for them. They get hurt because of this but they remain hopeful. Hopeful that one day they find someone for them. It's also sad to say sometimes the hope dies. I honestly think they are one of the most pure things left on this planet.

If you're going to love, please give it you're all. Every ounce inside of you should go to someone.
She's a hopeless romantic. That's why she has hope that he'll go to her.
Hopeless Romantic by bleachmydude November 3, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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