Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

by t1climb1 March 25, 2012

Horseless Ice Polo

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.

What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

by delorean123 June 28, 2011

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.

Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

by March 1, 2021

horseless

Without a horse.

"Jack was sad because all the other kids had horses but he was horseless.

by Horseless Joe January 3, 2019