Horsedingo

When one has a large flaccid penis that often shows itself through a tight article of clothing, such as a speedo or boxer-briefs; a derivative of Mandingo

Hub: Dang Brett that's quite the package you got there.

Brett: Thanks!

Hub: You're hung like a horse!

Brett: Yeah like a Mandingo !

Hub: What a Horsedingo!

by Hubdingo October 28, 2012

horsengoggle

A game, similar to "rock, paper, scissors", to determine or appropriate goods or turns.

"If there ever was an odd amount of items such as food candy or pop we played a game we called "Horsengoggle." Any boy who wanted in on the goodie would stand in a circle with the others and one boy would count to three. On the count of three each boy would hold up 1 - 5 fingers. The fingers were totaled up and the horsengogglee if you will , would count from one to the number of fingers ,starting on his right ,the person that he ended up with received the item . As there was no way to cheat in this "game" it was the fairest system we had and there was never any argument over who won. "
From:
_The Unsinkable_
Dean Felsing Crew member of the Unsinkable
Copyright Jan. 22, 2000 : Dean Edward Felsing

by Emily.Susann December 27, 2008

hoosedinger

Hoosedinger:

- the feeling one gets when they are desperate to know the meaning of a word but their brain somehow impedes them to remember, therefore, causing fustration and "upsetedness"

The history of Hoosedinger:
One day, Mr. Fitz went up to the board and said:
"I want you to draw a graph on a hoosedinger travelling along a ramp"
"What's a hoosedinger sir?" the student asked.
Sadly, nobody understood the explanation, and from that day on, hoosedinger got it's meaning.

A student is writting a test and suddently he gets a "brain freeze"
"Noo! Dammit!" he cries, fustrated.
"Oh... he is having one bad hoosedinger over there" another student comments.

Quote from a reliable source:
"I would rather understand what a hoosedinger is than to read my physics text book!"

by JustMe174 June 6, 2007

horseling

A baby horse. (NOT A MINI HORSE OR PONY)

A man who is driving a car: Hey, look at that horseling running in that field over there!
His wife (a horse girl): For the hundredth time, it's not a horseling! It's a baby horse!

by WeenisNoodle October 9, 2021

Horseing Around

The act of A woman who having sex with a horse in the back of a double wide trailer while 4-6 pigs have a orgy in the corner and the farmer is jerking with mayo as lubricant to his penis while the chickens watch. The horse then becomes very erect and comes in the woman, she can not take this special pain and has to go to the hospital afterward and the doctor has to fist the woman to save her life while the nurse has and orgy with the woman's family

Mother thought I was at mass, but I was really out horseing around

by John Gatsby February 27, 2017

Horsepiggoosen

a slightly more classic version of the Turducken - baked to perfection in a seventeen-hour process

Damn, I didn't know you had the hours on your hands to do up a fine horsepiggoosen, chochacho! This is block-party material!
Ketel One cocktails all around.

by elkanadikamikaze March 2, 2009

horsefingers

a person who uses only two fingers (usually the indexes) to type. As a result, typing is haphazard and typos often occur. Using horsefingers is also accompanied by a 'tap tapping' similar to that of a horses shoes.

"Man that guy has horsefingers"
"OMG HorseFingers"
"Ahh horsefingers?!?"

by Kerriuer January 15, 2009